Monday, June 8, 2009

Pen Pals Pointless Postings #1 :
Pornified Movie Titles

1. The Hangover -> The Wangover

2. Crank 2: High Voltage -> Spank 2: Guy Voltage

3. He's just not that into you -> He's just got that into you!

4. Land of the Lost ->

Land of the Lust (lame)
Land of the Lost Panties (better)
Hand that got lost down my pants (just weird)

5. Drag me to Hell -> Gag me, too, Helen

6. State of Play ->

Stage of Gay (Changing anything with an 'ay' sounds to 'gay' always works)

7. Monsters vs. Aliens -> Monsters vs. Gayliens (See!)

8. One Week -> One Wank

9. The Soloist -> The Soloist (Think about it)

10. X-Men Origines: Wolverine ->

Sex-Men Whorigines: Vulvarine (A clear sign I should quit)

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Now it's your turn. What can you do with...

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

The best answer will get a free high-five at any Pen Pals performance.
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14 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 9, 2009 at 7:58 AM

    The Curious Case of Benjamin Humpin'

    Sorry, best I could do.

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  2. JessicaJune 9, 2009 at 11:34 AM

    The Curious Case in Benjamin's Bottom???
    Hope you're doing well!

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  3. AnonymousJune 9, 2009 at 6:05 PM

    The Curious Case of Gwen's Button?

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  4. AaronJune 9, 2009 at 8:06 PM

    The Curious Cunt that Benjamin's Baggin'

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  5. AaronJune 9, 2009 at 8:07 PM

    Or...The Curious Cunt that Benjamin's Bangin'...my bad...

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  6. AnonymousJune 10, 2009 at 5:30 AM

    The Furious Case of Benjamin Unbuttoning my Pants

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  7. LeighJune 15, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    The Curious Taste of Benjamin's Bottom

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  8. LeighJune 15, 2009 at 2:45 PM

    The Curious Paste of Ben's Jammin' Butt

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  9. AnonymousJune 15, 2009 at 5:49 PM

    Great work so far, punks. I think those last two by Leigh put her (him?) out front. Anyone willing to take him (her) down?

    - Andrew

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  10. HankJune 15, 2009 at 8:50 PM

    The Furious Case of Benjamin's Scabies.
    The Lurid Face of Benjamin's Babysitter
    The Spurious Race of Benjamin's Tug-A-Thon

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  11. LeighJune 30, 2009 at 8:10 PM

    The Curious Paste on Benjamin's Bellybutton

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  12. AnonymousJuly 2, 2009 at 10:46 AM

    Don't mind if I do, Cousin Andrew and stranger Holm

    In the documentary category:
    The Epicurious Case of what goes up Benjamin's Butt

    Coming of Age Story:
    The curious chafe in benjamin's butt.....a love story

    Disney of Pixar (animated)
    The curious case of Benji and Man's butt

    Action:
    The serious chase for Benjimin's Butt Plug

    Bromance:
    The cuntious cunt of cuntamin cunt

    I have a few more ideas but I am still finishing up the screenplays. I will hopefully add more soon. The paste ones are good - that's who I would vote for.

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  13. HankJuly 3, 2009 at 2:02 PM

    Mine are the best! I don't care if none of you can appreciate art!

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  14. AnonymousJuly 4, 2009 at 12:10 PM

    "The Furious Face in Benjamin's Bottom"

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